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[unfriendliest]

[ Right. He'll just go to the cabinets and start collecting things for dinner. ]

A recipe won't help if you never start.

[ kara's going to bully her into feeling better i guess ]

[alitaba]

[ wow rude??? thanks kara!! ]

I'm getting there!!

[ just. huffs angrily!! and starts opening bags. that's the first step, right?? maybe getting a mixing bowl too but she'll get there.... eventually..... ]

[unfriendliest]

[ the collection of ingredients slowly grows on the counter... and once he's got everything, he pulls out an extra bowl and shoves it in futaba's direction without a word. ]

[alitaba]

[ what would she do without her grumpy guardian of the kitchen?? ]

Thanks!!

[ and now to. mix everything together, right?? YEAH, SHE'S GOT THIS ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he just gives her a suspicious glance once in a while. ]

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

[alitaba]

Absolutely! [ not ]

The instructions are right here!

[ which is why there's flour everywhere already ]

[unfriendliest]

...You're making a mess.

[ didn't he tell her not to do this. why is she still doing this. ]

[alitaba]

It's part of the process!!!!!

[ is she frustrated at her disaster or is she just grumpy he's being unhelpful? The world may never know. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ sigh ]

Just clean it up when you're done.

[alitaba]

Of course!

[ sojiro would rise from the shadows and murder her for leaving a food area dirty. it doesn't mean she's not gonna make a -whoops there goes her spoon- mess in the process ]


-ah.

[ welp ]

[unfriendliest]

[ thank the saniwa for reflexes. kara dodges the spoon before it can him and. slowly turns to glare at futaba again.

that is not part of the process. ]

[alitaba]

[ just. beams. ]

Ahahaha......

[ aaaaaaand casually turns back to her cookies(?). WHY U SO LUMPY AND HARD TO MIX, DOUGH. KARA'S GONNA LEGIT KILL HER IF THAT HAPPENS AGAIN. MORE MILK!! ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he's just going to grab her wrist before she can throw more milk in there. kara isn't really a baker, but even he knows it's not that simple - and judging from the cookie dough, futaba has already messed it up. so he shakes his head, takes the bowl, and dumps it in the trash before setting the bowl back in front of her. ]

Start over. Follow the recipe this time.

[alitaba]

[ puffs her cheeks at him. she's trying!!! ]

I am!!

[ and huff puffs her way through round two. at least this round it seems to be mixing better??? what even. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ the rice is in the cooker, so he lingers between doublechecking that he's got enough of everything for dinner and just. watching futaba to make sure she doesn't fuck up again. ]

[alitaba]

[ look, she's getting the hang of it!! It vaguely looks like it should look now, given a few lumps n bumps but for a first ("first") try it should be edible.

hopefully ]

This is.... so much harder than it looks......

[ who thought noodle arms and cooking was a good idea again???? ]

[unfriendliest]

...You really don't know anything about this, do you.

[ it would be funny, if it were anyone but kara watching this. ]

Will you be able to finish?

[alitaba]

[ just. flinches a little. hopefully, kara doesn't notice but there's really no way of making 'mom was too busy and then awfully dead to teach me' not sound godawful. SO WE'RE JUST GONNA KEEP STEAMROLLING PAST THOSE BAD THOUGHTS. CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS ]

I'm gonna do my best!!!

[ but at least the mona shaped cookies are starting to look vaguely cat shaped. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he sees that flinch, but kara is more interested in making sure futaba doesn't make a further mess of his kitchen than prying. he will, however, eye the cookies skeptically. they're definitely supposed to be something, but he can't tell just yet...? ]

What are they?

[alitaba]

[ see, this is why she likes you, Kara. ]

They're gonna be cats!!

[ can't you see the misshapen ears and tail????? ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he squints at them. ]

You're not very good at shaping them, are you.

[ or making them. or... any of this, really. ]

[alitaba]

[ WELL HE DOESN'T HAVE TO COME OUT AND SAY IT LIKE THAT. GEEZ KARA ]

They're just not done yet!! You can't rush art!!!!

[unfriendliest]

Is this what you call "art."

[ it's

not a question ]

[alitaba]

It's just abstract art!! Picasso!!

[ it's.... sure something ]

[unfriendliest]

...What's a "Picasso?"