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[alitaba]

[ wow???????? rude. anyways whenever she finds it, she'll just be sulkily sitting on the floor obnoxiously slurping on it. it's fine. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ okay, well. he's just gonna keep cooking then. enjoy your diabetes in a cup. ]

[alitaba]

[ she'll just be here ig. eventually, the silence gets too boring and her head peeks over the counter ]

............. Is dinner almost done?

[unfriendliest]

[ he frowns at her over his shoulder ]

Will you even be able to eat, after that?

[alitaba]

I have a separate stomach just for desserts.

[ i hope he believes that ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he's not THAT stupid so he just rolls his eyes and goes back to the food ]

Five minutes.

[alitaba]

[ STOP RUINING MY DREAMS????? ]

Dinner!!!!!!!!

[unfriendliest]

You're not supposed to eat desserts first, you know.

[alitaba]

The order you eat in is a social construct.

[unfriendliest]

It's healthier.

[alitaba]

It's boring.

[unfriendliest]

If you're going to do things like that, stop asking me to make you dinner. I don't want to waste my time.

[alitaba]

[ but karaaaaaaaaaa ]

It doesn't mean I won't eat it...!!!

[ her stomach rumbles in agreement. feed her!! ]

[unfriendliest]

It means you'll eat less.

[ but he's taking it off the burner now so hey it's about done ]

[alitaba]

Don't doubt a teenagers stomach!!!

[ it growls in agreement. she's a growing child, kara!!! ]

[unfriendliest]

[ ...whatever that means ]

Right. Then get a bowl, if you're hungry.

[alitaba]

[ just watch ]

Foooooooood....!!

[ her bowl begins to look like a portal to the meat dimension ]

[unfriendliest]

Fried rice. It's still hot, so don't burn yourself.

[ he's going to go get a bowl for himself though ]

[alitaba]

Thank you for the foooood!!!

[ so that bowl is gonna be empty in about 5 minutes. talk about watching a vacuum inhale??? ]

[unfriendliest]

[ well if she wants to choke then who is kara to stop her

he'll just slowly start eating his own food while futaba inhales hers, it's fine ]

[alitaba]

[ so about that choking.

she tried to say something and wHEEZE. CHOKEs. siiiiiips her coffee concoction ]

....... It's [ cough ] Really Good!!!

[unfriendliest]

[ he just

deadeyes futaba

as he continues to eat his own food ]

[alitaba]

[ look,,,, sometimes these things happen ]

Did anyone teach you??

[unfriendliest]

To cook?

[ he'll take one more bite before answering. ]

My former master did.

[alitaba]

[ i have to remember this is a w2 thread and futabs is yet to be in the know. thus: FORMER MASTER?????? ]

Who..... ?